Let’s be honest—nobody likes picking up poop. But some of the excuses we hear are just too good not to share. Here are 10 of the most creative (and hilarious) reasons people avoid scooping their dog’s business:
- “It’s biodegradable!”
- “I thought the rain would wash it away.”
- “The grass will grow over it.”
- “It’s fertilizer, right?”
- “I can’t find it in the dark.”
- “I was going to pick it up… eventually.”
- “The dog park people will get it.”
- “It’s the circle of life.”
- “My HOA hasn’t complained yet.”
- “That’s what kids are for.”
We get it. It’s not a glamorous job. But that’s why we started Scoop & Go — to take this crappy chore off your plate (and your yard).
Let us scoop so you don’t have to.